Is This You?

You Have:

No Sense of Reality

(let's be friends!)

And Are Really Good At:

Reading for Fun

Suspending Belief

Turning your Brain Off for a Bit

(everyone deserves emotional junk food with extra lube)

You Like:

Hot Guys

Who Have:

Big Personalities and Bigger Feelings

Your Library Is Full Of:

Straight to Gay

Gay Awakening

Gay Only For You

First Time MM Romances

Your Toes Curl When They:

Jump Each Other

Fall in Love Slowly

Become Ridiculously Obsessed with Each Other

(in an I want to live inside your skin kind of way)

You Don't Mind:

Steam and Spice and All Things Nice

Especially When It’s Done:

Athletically

Enthusiastically

Super Steamily

With Open Doors, No Walls

(and you get a front row seat two inches from the 8-inch action)

Your Boys Are:

Strangers to Lovers

Enemies to Lovers

Friends to Lovers

(clearly, everything ends up with lovers)

Happily Ever After Always

Your Superpowers:

Embracing the Cringe

Forgiving the Filth

Indulging the Me

(I love you ginormously)

OMG, Where Do I Find All This Deliciousness?

Hey, Juliet! 

I got a few things on my mind, see. 

You and me, we’re gonna have a little talk.